Some people might say I'm a hard person to get in contact with. It could be that those people just aren't looking in the right places. As a gift to you, dear reader, here are those places:
I will also accept regular-ass mail, but you'll have to contact me through one of those other avenues to get my address. I can't have legions of adoring fans stalking me through the streets of Seattle, now can I?
Hm ... I may have already said too much...
